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Me, Janine and the Open Water
(Fri August 03rd, 2007)
 Janine looked forward to our boating match the way I looked forward to things that were not our boating match: with the unsullied enthusiasm of a 4th grader putting together her first papier mache ... - more - | C'mon, the homeless guy just needs 16 cents!
(Tue April 10th, 2007)
 Beth are you kidding me?!
Look, I know you're not loaded or anything, but you cannot possibly explain to me why you didn't give that homeless gentleman 16 cents. That's all he needed to get his... - more - | I know things are bad, but remember the '93 Jays?
(Mon March 12th, 2007)
 Mary, listen...
I know things have been tough for you lately. That cement truck seemingly came out of nowhere and now your arms don't process commands properly. I can't pretend to understand h... - more - | Seminar on Procrastination delayed
(Thu February 08th, 2007)
 Hi there, sir...
I'm going to be frank with you, sir: my seminar on procrastination is nowhere near done. Fail me if you must, but please consider my explanation...
I fully intended to devel... - more - | Vegetarianism: Pros and Cons
(Wed January 03rd, 2007)
 PRO: Get to look down on everyone else, and for good reason.
CON: Need to cut down beef intake by at least 50 percent.
PRO: Can use your vomit as camoflague.
CON: Can't bench press over 15 p... - more - | Newspaper consumed by creative crisis
(Fri December 01st, 2006)
 The Toronto Star announced today that they are considering ceasing operations due to creative problems both in the writers room and within current events in general.
"When this newspaper first b... - more - | Where are all the gay goalies?
(Wed November 01st, 2006)
 If the new NHL has brought us anything, it's homosexuals. Comissionor Bettman has delivered on his promise of a new, more diverse National Hockey League, and with all the pink jerseys, excessive f... - more - | Neighbour wants to learn lottery winners secret
(Wed October 25th, 2006)
 Ever since 34 year old Kentucky resident Steve Rennie won the local 4 million dollar lottery jackpot, his neighbour, Steven Fritsch, has tried everything to understand Rennies masterful ways, with ... - more - | Homeless guy better socially than I am
(Thu October 19th, 2006)
 ...hi...i'm shy....so shy i make my own gasoline, so shy i dance with myself and so shy i write in undercase letters....
...i wish i had more self confidence...it makes sense to me some people w... - more - | Ways to Pinch Pennies (not literally)
(Tue October 17th, 2006)
 The problem with money is that you have to keep giving it away. You can't just find a dollar on the ground, think to yourself 'now I have money' and the stories over (well you could, but it'd be h... - more - |
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.: Sketch Com Aggedon!
June 20th, 2008
8pm @ Comedy Bar
| .: Accidental Company at Montreal Sketchfest!
May 23rd, 2008
8pm @ Theatre Ste. Catherine
| .: Accidental Company at Cameron House!!
December 17th, 2007
8pm @ Cameron House: 408 Queen St. West
| .: Toronto Sketch Comedy Festival
November 14th, 2007
7:30pm @ Diesil Playhouse
| .: Sketch Comedy Lounge
October 16th, 2007
8:30pm @ The Rivoli
| .: Gladstone Comedy Jam!
August 27th, 2007
8:30pm @ Gladstone Hotel (Queen and Dufferin)
| .: Monkey Toast!!!
July 09th, 2007
10pm @ The Tranzac, 296 Brunswick Street
| .: Toronto Fringe Festival
July 04th, 2007
Days/Evenings @ St. Vladimir's Theatre: 620 Spadina
| .: Fun at the Cameron House!
June 18th, 2007
8pm @ Cameron House 408 Queen Street West
| .: Radio Vault
June 14th, 2007
8:00 PM @ The Bad Dog Theatre
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